me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
so i only wear this bra in the house because it's...
ho-ho-my-lad: and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute
oohtheyhavenibbles: I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS BOWLCUTS LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
deflaw: ohyousillypotato: what i’m looking for in a man: will lend me his hoodies good sense of humor is a cutie patootie will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood good taste in music and he has it alllll.
Reasons why I'm single. #27
singlelyfe: I dance like a lobster… at Kroger. In front of the cute boy who flirts with me… well… who used to flirt with me.
ironlass: WOW DO YOU EVER JUST THINK ABOUT SOMEONE THAT’S REALLY CUTE OR WHATEVER AND JUST START GRINNING AND HIDE YOUR FACE IN YOUR PILLOW