May 2013
3 posts
me: i'm just going to rest my eyes for 5 minutes.
me: wakes up march 27th, 2098.
April 2013
20 posts
so i only wear this bra in the house because it's...
ho-ho-my-lad:
and it, erm, pushes stuff up in a way that makes me look like a 19th century prostitute
oohtheyhavenibbles:
I JUST FOUND OUT ABOUT GLOSTER CANARIES AND I’M GONNA CRY LOOKIT THEM
THEY HAVE BOWLCUTS
BOWLCUTS
LOOK AT THAT SMUG LITTLE FUCKER WITH HIS FUCKING BOWLCUT
deflaw:
ohyousillypotato:
what i’m looking for in a man:
will lend me his hoodies
good sense of humor
is a cutie patootie
will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
good taste in music
and he has it alllll.
March 2013
28 posts
Reasons why I'm single. #27
singlelyfe:
I dance like a lobster… at Kroger. In front of the cute boy who flirts with me… well… who used to flirt with me.
ironlass:
WOW DO YOU EVER JUST THINK ABOUT SOMEONE THAT’S REALLY CUTE OR WHATEVER AND JUST START GRINNING AND HIDE YOUR FACE IN YOUR PILLOW
